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Devious Journal Entry

Fri Jan 16, 2009, 8:19 PM
Stolen from =Noiry

Step 1: Fill this in, and as such everyone on your watch list may then tell you you are not a bad artist. This will let you know how splendid you are, that way you can boost your monstrous ego just a smidgeon more.

Step 2: Now that you've got that great ego boost that you needed, you can sit and revel in it, and believe (falsely) that you are so superior to everyone else.

1. [ ] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing.
2. [X] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [ ] You always draw faces at the same direction.
6. [ ] The proportion is awful.
7. [ ] Every character looks the same. (not exactly, I see differences between them... but people don't ·_· )
8. [X] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters. [To an extent?]
9. [ ] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.
10. [ ] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [ ] You only draw sketches.
12. [ ] What's a LAYER???
13. [ ] You always draw one character. (mostly...)
14. [ ] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression. (not exactly, I may differ between sexy, smiley sexy, serious sexy and angry sexy :lol:)
16. [ ] You couldn't draw characters with movement.
17. [X] You barely draw feet.
18. [ ] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [ ] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract.
21. [ ] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [ ] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters.
23. [ ] You can only draw cute characters.
24. [ ] You can only draw handsome characters.
25. [ ] Hands is your nightmare
26. [ ] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [ ] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [ ] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye.
29. [X] Your works are always asymmetrical. [symmetry is boring?]
30. [ ] Line art only = Finished piece.
31. [ ] Rough sketch only = Finished piece.
32. [ ] You have no anatomical knowledge.
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [ ] Character's hand and eyes are huge.
35. [ ] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs.
36. [ ] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [ ] You lose confidence when other people's works look great.
38. [ ] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [ ] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection.
40. [ ] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else.
41. [ ] Tablet is your god item.
42. [ ] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappier than yours.
43. [ ] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [ ] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius. [The exact opposite, actually.]
45. [ ] You draw once a month or even once a year.
46. [ ] You get mad when your favorite artists are being lazy.
47. [ ] When you draw hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.
48. [ ] You don't even have faith in yourself.
49. [ ] You can't even draw since the beginning.
50. [ ] You realized there are problems and know where to fix but you never do.

Well that was lame. <.< Started out looking more interesting than it actually was. Ah well, needed a journal change.

  • Mood: Dominance
  • Reading: The Spirit
  • Eating: Oreos
  • Drinking: Coke

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A red fruit of some kind. A big one.
  • Interests: Sheep, pineapples, red crayons, marmalade and grass. Oh, and I like art, too.
  • Favourite movie: Donnie Darko, TLK, Saw
  • Favourite band or musician: KMFDM, Within Temptation, Fallout Boy, Joan Jett
  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial...and just about everything else
  • Tools of the Trade: Glitter, bits of foil and a platypus.

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Comments


:iconitona:
Thank you so much for the watch, I realy appreciate it!:heart:

And Sorry for the ultimate late
comment! ;u;

--
Please me,
Show me how it's done,
Tease me,
You are the one
:iconheatblo:
Well, it turns out. You might be able to come up here in december/january. I'd have my license so we could go places. >:

The skies refuse to snow and the lords refuse to will me a job. *le sigh*
:iconaegypius-x:
Except I totally can't afford that :P
:iconheatblo:
I'll drive down there. I have my fingers crossed here. I miss you so this is my plan. I will see your face whether you want me to or not.
:iconaegypius-x:
Pretty sure you shouldn't be driving in NY just yet :P
:iconheatblo:
*GIGGLESNORT*

No, not at all. Legally I can't drive there until I'm 18.

So. I guess that's not an option.

But I really wanted to come down and make a gingerbread house and work on our mohbeeel.
:iconskaera:
Thanks for the add <3
Cute devID, btw.
:iconheatblo:
*posts her missing you publically on deviant art without shame*

I miss you.
:iconaegypius-x:
>.< Been so busy.

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